There was one guy in my high school friendship group that none of us could stand due to his rude and obnoxious attitude. Unfortunately, we are forced to tolerate him due to him being a good friend of one of our friends. Recently he has gotten a girlfriend and is always bragging about his supposed sexual prowess. It has gotten to the point where he will talk about it even if it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about. One day he strolls into the library and sits next to me and my friend while we’re talking.
Friend: So what you get up to last night?
Me: Oh had to go to that play with my drama class, was pretty dull! What did you get up to?
Friend: Had to help my mum with the shopping- just wanted to play on my console!
Rude Guy: Hah! While you two ‘boys’ were doin’ your boring s***, I was gettin’ p****
It has gotten to the stage where me and friend have decided to just ignore him when he starts bragging.
Me: Well at least you weren’t stuck in that hot theatre! Shame it was bad play, they took to us the Opera House!
Friend: Is it good in there, never been
Rude Guy: Yeah, we did three times!
Me (still ignoring): Was hot in there! Seriously does that place even have air conditioning?
Rude Guy: God she was absolutely lovin’ it! Though my d*** was on FIRE!
Friend: Was the play any good at least?
Me: Not really, seemed a bit badly produced!
We can see this guy getting annoyed next to us, but we can’t help but play devil’s advocate. Loudly he thumps the desk
Rude Guy: OI I’M TALKING!
The librarian shushes him behind us! he looks angered by this
Rude Guy: I was f****** talking!
Me: Oh, were you?
Friend: Didn’t notice!
With that, he storms out the library- a week later he dropped out of school due to his low grades. Another week afterwards my friends comes up to me laugh his head off.
Friend: You’re not going to believe this
Friend: (rude guy)’s girlfriend ditched him!
Me: No way! How come?
Friend: she was pissed about him telling stories to everyone! Apparently they all fake- they never actually had sex! According to her, they tried once and he got scared and was too chicken to try again! That time he bragged about doing it three times? She said they went for dinner with his mum that night!
Needless to say we never saw him again afterwards