Making A Meal Out Of It

| Food & Drink, Travel

(I stay overnight at a hotel with my friend. They serve a continental breakfast. I get a small bowl of cereal, a banana, and a mini muffin.)

Friend: *looking at what I got* “GEEZ! You’re THAT hungry?!”

(I look at her breakfast….she’s got a waffle, cereal, banana, yogurt, AND a donut!)

Me: “Um, what do you call what you have? Not food?”

(She looked at me like a deer in headlights. That was four years ago, and she still to this day thinks that I had more than her!)

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